I'm don't know who wrote this but I read it on a friend's journal and thought it'd be fun to share Equality for the win!

~*~*~*~*~*~

1. Being Gay Is Not Natural

And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2. Gay Marriage Will Encourage People To Be Gay

In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing Gay Marriage Will Open The Door To All Kinds Of
Crazy Behavior

People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4. Straight Marriage Has Been Around A Long Time And Hasn't Changed At All

Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight Marriage Will Be Less Meaningful If Gay Marriage Were Allowed

And we can't let the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6. Straight Marriages Are Valid Because They Produce Children

So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously Gay Parents Will Raise Gay Children

Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay Marriage Is Not Supported By Religion

In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children Can Never Succeed Without A Male And A Female Role Model

Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay Marriage Will Change The Foundation Of Society; We Could Never Adapt To New Social Norms

Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Repost This If You Think LOVE Makes A Marriage!

~*~*~*~*~*~

I'm really pissed that gay marriage got banned again in CA due to people like...my family.

Mom: Of course I'm going to vote yes on Prop 8! I'm a Christian and I believe in a Christian marriage between a man and woman.

My stepdad: What she said.

Me: What happened to separation of state and religion? =_= Besides, you're Chinese and your 3rd and 4th husband is white. Remember how mad you were when one of the neighbors showed us hostility because they were against interracial marriages?

Mom: Being gay is just gross. I can't understand how they can have sex or why they would want to do that.

Me: WTF? That has nothing to do with you! What they do in bed doesn't affect you in any shape, way, or form! You won't die if gay people married, so why keep them from happiness?

Mom: Well, I'm a Christian.

Me: =_= And you wonder why I'm an atheist.

(In case you're wondering about the severity of my mom's blind religion syndrome, she said "Of course evolution isn't real, if it is, scientists would be making new lifeforms all the time!")

P.S. I have nothing against Christians, just the fanatical ones that spread misery.

~~~*~~~

Since we're on the subject of homosexuality, I'll add some fun factoids I learned in my Human Evolution and Psychology class This is not meant to offend! (if it offends you in anyway) I just think these are interesting facts that others might like to know.

1. On average, gay men have a wider and longer penis than straight men. XD

2. Homosexuality is mostly (but not completely) genetic, hence why gay parents do not equal gay children.

3. Around 3-4% of the male population is gay, around 10% of male super geniuses are gay (like Leonardo Da Vinci and Michelangelo).

4. From an evolutionary perspective, one popular theory on the evolution of the "gay genes" in males is that the same genes benefit the mother.

5. So far, scientific research has not found definite "gay genes" related to women, and only 1-2% of women are lesbians.

6. Most gay men are gay by the time of puberty and will stay that way for the rest of their life. Women can become gay anytime and switch back and forth.

7. One observation during industrialization, later supported but experiments on mice, shows that overpopulation and crowding cause an increase in the percentage of homosexuals (along with suicide, infanticide, and all that other stuff that will decrease the population.)

8. Many men experience prostate enlargement, thus some scientists invented a prostate massager which works like... anal sex. Thus they concluded that gay men probably have healthy prostate.

Er... that's all I can remember off the top of my head. I don't have my textbooks with me ;_; if you have any fun factoids that you'd like to share, I can post it up

Added by Greeks in ancient time, put more value in homosexual relationship than straight ones.. Women for marriage and producing children, but they were considered like cattle... A good man would have another man in his life for love outside of the wedding. It was based on learning / teaching relationship too. (I think it was like that in ancient Japan too, not sure XD)